Project "Mega Awesome King Style Girlfriend finder!!!"

Yo, Ike Harvard here, and just so you know I'm a tall handsome spiky blonde haired danger man. As well as all this I have a great view on life (thumbs up!).

Upon hearing this you would think girls would be swooning over me. Well guess what I'm hear to tell ya you're DEAD WRONG!

My biggest problem is my friends, now to keep their identities safe I shall call the first one Problem #1 ( A.K.A Spade Aeries/ Spade-Kun/ Mister playboy *however I do not call him this, he refers to himself as mister playboy*)

Now problem one is a big problem, why i hear you cry in anticipation, 'cause HE STEALS EVERY GIRL IN A 200 YARD RADIUS!!!!. As you can see this is quite the inconvenience. He thinks hes soo great with his swishy swashy black hair...pffft


The second friend I'm gonna call Problem #2 (A.K.A Kidato Coral-Sentini/ Kida-Kun/ Kira-Kun/ Boss man/ Assassin Sensei - Since he's so good at it)

Now after hearing about the first problem (damn him) I can tell what you're shouting
"HOW COULD YOU'RE UNFORTUNATE SITUATION GET ANY WORSE?"
Well guess what my sweet cherry pies, here's how.

Now where is the one place that I can find girls completely unaffected by problem #1's female mind control device on a day to day basis? Let me tell ya, it's the work place (can you see where I'm going?) which happens to be...lets say...dealing with...some shady characters. Anyway, I'll have you know there are some pretty girls in the work place, but guess what. PROBLEM #2 EXISTS. This guy had every girl around his little finger, and he knows it. Do you know what that means? it means there's nothin left for me!

Now you know by situation, I can safely tell you that you don't need to shed any more tears for me. FOR I AM ABOUT TO TAKE ACTION!

I AM GOING FOR FIND THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN EXISTENCE AND MAKE HER MY GIRLFRIEND. THEN SPADE PROBLEM #1 WILL TAUNT ME NO MORE.

THIS IS PROJECT "MEGA AWESOME KING STYLE GIRLFRIEND FINDER"


I shall regularly post on my blog so that you my loyal readers, can see my progress as I search for the most beautiful girl in the world. Some of my posts will be new tips and tactics i have acquired and shall share with you, others will be actual re accounts of attempts to find the woman for me. Remember that beauty lies inside as well as outside.

That's all from me, let the project begin
Ike

I'm back to cause a comotion, I'm back I tell you no lies.

So yeah, this is the second installment of whatever this is...

The best way to describe it is a description of my personal quest to find that special woman, since that in that past, all my attempts at doing so have failed so bad there is no metaphor or simile to describe it.

Anyway, I did think that I might have found that special person. I met this girl a while back (Once again I'll name no names) while I was in the park, and we got talking and so on and so forth, and we ended up getting pizza together. She seemed nice. She did inform me that she had some...baggage (tons of it to be precise), but hey! who doesn't, right?

But then things went downhill... it had nothing to do with her. No we parted ways, hoping to see one another again, but no. I had to be...dragged away from my home (I 'm not going to let you feast on the exact story because you would never believe it.) and I was unable to return for months on end as i recoved from said stuff.

So basically I promised to see this girl soon and then I drop off the face of the earth for a couple of months making me look like a royal douchebag. I guess by now, if she ever heard my name again she'd scowl and curse, and if she ever saw me again she'd probably slap me, I don't know, I don't understand what goes on in a womans brain.

So for all I know i failed again.

Your awesome friend Ike

P.S If that girl is reading this, I'm sorry.